well not really a joke but...
The positive side of life
>
> Living on Earth is expensive,
> but it does include a free trip
> around the sun every year.
>
> How long a minute is
> depends on what side of the
> bathroom door you're on.
>
> Birthdays are good for you;
> the more you have,
> the longer you live.
>
> Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open.
> Ever notice that the people who are late are often much jollier than
the
> people who have to wait for them?
> Most of us go to our grave
> with our music still inside of us.
>
> If Walmart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free
yet?
> You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the
world to
> one person.
> Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
> Don't cry because it's over;
> smile because it happened.
>
> We could learn a lot from crayons:
> some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird
names, and
> all are different colors....but they all exist very nicely in the
same
> box.
> A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
> Have an awesome day, and
> know that someone
> who thinks you're great
> has thought about you today!..
> "And that person was me.".....
> Please don't keep this message
> to yourself.....send it to all those
> who mean so much to you.... "NOW"..
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